TRASH INPUT, TRASH OUTPUT: A REVIEWER'S NIGHTMARE

Let me tell you, this thingamajig is a total bomb. It's like the developers took all the terrible ideas they could find and mashed them into one clunky contraption. I mean, seriously, the instructions are about as clear as a jumbled mess. You'd think with all the promotion surrounding this toy, it would actually perform. But nope, it's just anothe